Songs That Can Slow Down Your Personal Development And Challenge Your Sanity

This article is a joke but there sure is a grain of truth. I’ve heard all the songs that I list here and even seen music videos, and now I can never unsee it. Honestly, these blew my mind in the worst way imaginable.
Samwell- What what (in the butt)
I seriously hate myself for googling the name of this band, I’ve got to clear my google search history like right now. I would’ve never heard it if it wasn’t for one of my old acquaintances. This song has split my life in two parts: before and after I heard it. If you haven’t heard it and you are one of those people who like listening to such songs for fun, try it, I dare you. P.S. I don’t bear any responsibility for your mental health after listening to that 😀
PSY – Gangnam Style
I know this song itself is a joke, a parody or something, but for those who don’t know Korean, it sounds and looks bizarre to say the least. How can I live in the world where Gangnam style is in the Guinness Book of Records? And how can someone like that? It does look like all the people in the video are only a bit more intelligent than cows. Wait… Have I just insulted cows?

Korn – Twist
This is the sort of songs after which you want to curl up in your bed under the comforter, eat ice cream and cry for a week. For a while there I had no idea those surreal sounds where actually words. I wish I still thought so.
Liam Lynch -United States of Whatever
When I first heard this song, my reaction was: What the… But frankly, it made me smile. You know, I think it is about how to promote yourself without any effort. I wonder if there is a term for promotion by means of stupidity, or stupid stuff, to be exact. It seems to be very popular these days. People who have neither talent nor money simply do something unimaginably stupid and the world notices them.
Aziz – Mrazish
For those of you who don’t know what this song is about, I’ll translate just one line, it says “loathe me and long for me” or something like that, I don’t speak Bulgarian but that’s what they say. It’s not about the song, really, it’s about the singer and his music videos. P.S. If I was a man wearing woman’s clothes, I’d lose the goatie.

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